Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.

"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"

by Zachmo May 11, 2018

Salteens

A teenager that is acting very salty. Often confused with a regular teenager, but can be discerned by the excessive negative comments. Especially noticeable during online games with frequent explosions of "This team fucking sucks".

These kids won't stop complaining, damn salteens.

by ArTooDee May 15, 2018

skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters

didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.

by turndown4chay July 23, 2018

skateboarding

2 couples have sex

a foursome with 2 couples

two couples had sex with each other...

They were skateboarding that night

by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018

skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom

Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd

by Hahaha loooll xxxxdddeezz nuts August 31, 2018

satey

Satey- a bad ass little honey who can fight like no other, but also has the heart and conpassion of a true friend. Don’t fuck with a satey or your gonna get hit. She’s sweet and beautiful in many ways but don’t mess with her core or it’ll be the end for you.

Damn you’re such a satey.

I was being satey and had to cut a bitch.

by Blessedbethefruity October 14, 2018

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018