Swatvac

The period of time between the end of scheduled school classes and exams in which students bury themselves in revision study.

"Hey wanna go clubbing next Monday"
"Sorry, can't man, that's during swatvac."

by knightke23 October 27, 2012

Swag-O-meter

Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"

"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"

by friendly ghost December 26, 2011

Swagjaculate

1. To ejaculate in a manner that does not betray the portrayal of swag.

2. To ejaculate semen that is composed of at least 60% swag.

Yo, I swagjaculated all over mah bitch last night. I ain't show no emotion. I be representin mah swag at all times.

by DrownAFishie January 1, 2012

Swaggic

The act of having so much swag that you begin to cast accidental spells on things around you.

Tom: Woah! George just turned that waffle into a computer!

Mario: Yeah, he's got swaggic.

by Dr. Swag, Ph.D April 4, 2012

Swan Eggs

An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice

Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like

This pizza is swan eggs

Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet

Jo is pure swan eggs

by sasheroo September 8, 2013

Swamp Buffalo

A woman with an appearance so rancid that is makes your stomach knot and triggers your gag reflex.

Dear god, Gerald! Look at That putrid Swamp Buffalo!

Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.

by Phillip Rowland November 11, 2013

swamp pudding

Swamp pudding is a mixture of feces and cum.

Busta, she had some nasty swamp pudding.

by BustaJ December 4, 2013