Strangleage

The factor by which someone deserves to be choked to death. The highest levels of often found in upper management.

I think Trent must have an anti-strangelage cloak with an armor of -50. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to buy groceries without being choked to death. Strangleage.

by Cussy McFuckFuck October 17, 2005

strangling the snake

to jerk off or wanking

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.

by datjapguy November 19, 2015

something stronger

Term for something alcoholic, used commonly when offering someone a drink

Should I put the kettle on, or would you like something stronger?

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk December 28, 2010

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

Beautiful stranger

When one male paints his fingernails like a woman and gives his buddy a hand job from behind.

"Ryan got wasted with his best friend Doug and decided to experiment with the Beautiful Stranger!"

by R.P Fresno May 15, 2007

StrangeMagic

A know it all prick who races Oldsmobiles,Freqeunts the web site realoldspower.com and belittles anyone who he thinks is dumber than him.

Strange magic sure is being a dick today.

by Nota442 November 26, 2004