Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.

"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"

by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012

John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.

ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son

by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020

son of porn

worth than old edition
no verbal problem

son of porn

by bondz97 June 6, 2018

rm son

addicted to mobile legends, playing 24/7 non-stop. some said he skipped school to play mobile legends bang bang.

occasionally picks out xmms to play with, and prioritises them over his friends

hey whose this?

Me: oh its rm son, he plays mlbb all day he needs to be stopped tbh

You: whats a simp?

Me: rm son

by rm son August 21, 2021

Son

someone that you absolutely daddy at every activity/ event.

Grant is my son.

by Ts_ryguy August 18, 2022