by Light Joker September 5, 2005
Get the soft-core mug.Best sport ever. Some people will say that softball is just baseball for girls, but that's not true. Also, people might think that softball is easier because we pitch underhand and use a bigger ball. That's just idiotic. If you get hit by a softball, it hurts more than a tiny baseball would. And pitching underhand is harder not only for pitchers, but for batters too. Softball is not for girly-girls either. You have to have stamina, strength, and determination to play this kickass game.
Sarah: Wow, softball practice was tough today. Look at this bruise from when Wiley accidently hit me.
Christina: That thing's huge!
Steve: Look at my bruise!
Sarah: What bruise?
Steve: The one on my knee!
Christina: That's miniscule. Sarah's is way bigger
Christina: That thing's huge!
Steve: Look at my bruise!
Sarah: What bruise?
Steve: The one on my knee!
Christina: That's miniscule. Sarah's is way bigger
by Weinermobile666 May 4, 2010
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by shippynippy March 31, 2009
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by sofiafan#1 October 14, 2011
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