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untidy sock drawer

A messy looking vagina, with flaps of skin hanging down around her knees
Bloody hell john , I whipped her panties off and went to have a rifle and she had such an untidy sock drawer, I daren’t let me digits anywhere near.
by Shuttlep January 18, 2008
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Mud Sock

a natural phenomenon which occurs when anal sex goes seriously wrong, resulting in ones member being completely covered in faeces from tip to base.
yes i was with her last night, except after receiving the most horrific mud sock ever, i'm not sure if i'll be seeing her again.
by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010
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wool sock

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!
Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”
by Smashatime December 21, 2017
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PENNSYLVANIA TUBE SOCK

The act of pushing your entire socked foot into your partners vagina or rectum.
My feet were cold so I gave my wife a Pennsylvania tube sock last night and they warmed right up
by Dirk FaceMan January 21, 2011
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jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.
Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Put a sock in it!

A jeering group-yell type of response to the 45th POTUS whom everyone finally now knows is entirely full of shit.
Put a sock in it!“ yelled the crowd of blue-collar teamsters, all perfectly in unison, before he even opened his lying pie-hole.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!
by mike March 19, 2004
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