Single

(Noun) : A man who makes jokes about woman in the kitchen.

Men: Hey baby, how many man does it take to open a beer?
Woman: One?
Men: Nope, none. It should be open by the time she brings it!
Woman: It does now, you're single :D

by anghac93 September 4, 2012

signaling

Someone switched from WhatsApp to Signal is trying out the new environment.

Text me later, signaling right now.

by exinstance January 11, 2021

Signal

Someone with big/huge ears

"Graydons ears are huge!"
"Yeah SIGNAL!"

by Mike Oxhugee September 5, 2007

virtue signaling

Pandering to SJWs with insincere, yet sufficiently "moral", behavior

Joker (2019) was virtue signaling by casting black women in highly generic, though clearly negative, roles.

A bigoted preacher using inclusive pronouns is virtue signaling for the soundbite audience.

by foxysteve November 11, 2019

Mixed Signals

When your husbands friends list is full of trannies

Sarah: Honey are you straight?

Michael: Of course I am baby, I married you didn't I?

Sarah: So why is your friends list full of trannies? you're sending mixed signals!

by Official Stuff May 15, 2022

virtue signal

Publically maintaining a popular position or ideology purely as a means of self-advancement, comfortable in the knowledge that actually demonstrating commitment to it is highly improbable.

So Mr Senator(R), you gonna vote for the $2,000 per person COVID relief Bill?
Why yes I surely am. The American people are in the throes of desperation; we need to do EVERYTHING we can!
Too bad Leader Mitch won't bring it up for a vote, eh?
Why yes it surely is. The fact that we won't be voting on that proposition makes me want to support it even more!
Is there anything else you'd like to virtue signal to your constituents while you're here?

by YAWA December 30, 2020

singalingual

easy way of saying that you speak one language.

I am singalingual.

by scarypanda1 July 8, 2016