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Shimono

An all-around badass that has a huge sexual appetite, has lots of friends, and is a great boyfriend. He's intellectual, and loves deep though. Also, he loves anything physical.
Who's that sexy man you were walking out with? oh, that was my Shimono-man.
by Mshim September 2, 2011
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Sifon

A Nigerian name. A person who is really pretty, bossy and is usually the eldest amongst children. They hold the family together and love everyone they meet. They are usually favoured and successful.
I love sifon
by Rubee kholinz February 7, 2020
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Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.
Have you ever heard of Samoni?
by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021
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sidong

All sidongs are super gay idotic retarded noobs who love masturbating to their own ass.
Did u go to that party the other day?
No there was a sidong at it.
by Junwoo Kim December 12, 2021
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Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.
Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
by Microwave.io September 19, 2019
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Shimona

Noun, Adjective, Verb, etc. Can also be used to describe a person, place, or thing. A word that can be used to express excitement or dismay. This word comes in handy when the use of profanity is not appropriate. This word is taken from "The Jeffersons" episode of South Park; used by Mr. Jefferson aka Michael Jackson during many of his song and dance routines.
Get the Shimona out of here.

That damn Shimona.

Aww Shimona now.
by Silly RN April 23, 2008
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Simonitis

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.
(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"
by frankbones February 10, 2007
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