Scuffler

A person who is hard to get a grip on while fighting. They constantly spaz out and you can't get a good grip to beat the $#!+ out of them.

Guy:"You ain't tryna fight this dude are you? He'll kill you!"
Dude:"Pshh man, I'm an expert scuffler."

by Bluntman187 April 12, 2010

snufflecopter

when you love your pet so much you start saying word salad.

"My little cat sailor is such a booblefloopytoopin kindle baba!"
"he is such a snufflecopter"
"Off with the snufflecoptery again, aren't you?"

by toodleflop December 17, 2021

twat snuffler

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

by G. Edward September 14, 2008

Creampie Soufflé

A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes.

Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.

by THE COON August 28, 2012

shuffler

Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries

*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so

by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Party rock shuffling

If you've seen it in the party rock anthem music video or on the Kia commercial and try to copy what they do, you are party rock shuffling.
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away

Party rock shuffler: Every day I'm...

Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...

by captainkabuki16 September 10, 2011

shufflebutt

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

by aethernet September 29, 2006