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Two satsumas in a bag

An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
by Fast Freddie December 3, 2007
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Slump Season

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.
Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”
by Eggs with Legs November 7, 2017
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Hoody Season

Wen jah side ting steal her mandems hoody foe u tu due triflin shit wit it
It’s hoody season for that simp ass trick
by $hovie Groovy December 13, 2020
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smut snatchin' season or s^3

the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.
During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.
by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009
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Nigger king on the seven seas

this title is the highest military ranking in the Somali navy, the medalijon is said to have been stolen form an German Nazi officer.

The one that bear this has control of all the seven seas.
First guy: Hey did you have sex with The Nigger king on the seven seas
second guy: i dont speak shit
by NoggerKing August 23, 2018
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Sears

The Act of a teacher having sexual encounters with a student in a vehicle at home or in the classroom.
Wow I knew That teacher was Pulling a Sears on Stephenie after school
by monkey fly December 23, 2011
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Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party
Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009
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