stoner

n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.

As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.

by Soss Man April 1, 2008

Stoner

1. People who enjoy drugs or herbs. They may pick from one or more of these: marijuana, LSD, 2CB, Cocaine, and/or heroine. They enjoy getting high and chillin out.

2. People who use illegal drugs to distract them from their feelings or make them feel better for a while.

Look at that stoner he looks like he's having a good time.

by Shleeby94 June 1, 2009

Stoner

One who appreciates the magic of science, but not in the academic sense

Look at Jim watching Carl Sagan, he's such a stoner!

by angelhairpasta May 13, 2011

stoner booty

1) Ass so dope you get the munchies just from looking at it!
2) When a booty has the reminiscent feel of a Doritos bag

1) J-Dog: Damn nigga, have you seen Lafonda's ass?!
Taquan: She got a stoner booty boi.

2) Ever since Brittany's botox surgery went wrong, she's had a stoner booty.

by AbsoluteZero059 March 6, 2016

Scone

Someone who is not cool, in any way possible.

Dude, he's such a fucking scone.
What a scone.

by 420savage February 13, 2017

Stoner

Stoners are people who smoke a ton of weed. They are relaxed, nice, caring, humble and down to earth people. Stoners make great friends and most commonly have a wonderful outlook on life and a intense love for positive vibes. Let’s be honest, being sober is boring. Come get high with me and see how beautiful the world really is.

“Dude, Jordan is such a massive stoner, he smokes pot every single day. I don’t think you understand, he’s always high”.

by StonerGod420 January 4, 2018

Stonerchickk

Stonerchickk is this chick who loves stoneing infidel

"That girl is such a stonerchickk"

by stonerchickk February 18, 2019