power roll

when playing the tambourine, the sequence for a power roll is 1 half note followed by three quarter notes while in the process of a ritardando.

Snare Bear: Cain it is a power roll
Cain: No Snare Bear, it is not a power roll

Snare Bear under breath: *Dickweed*

by Scruggles the Snear Bear May 27, 2009

choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.

"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".

by Pootsiebear February 6, 2015

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Tomb Rolls

Its a roll with a slightest dusting of the pyramid sand with eye boogers as noodles

Wow look over theyre tomb rolls i want some

by Ateez best Group January 25, 2021

wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019

jolly rolling

When A male is masturbating in a bathtub full of water and his Semen is floating in the tub the man spins the semen around and sucks it into his own mouth and drinks it

“Hey bro are you into jolly rolling?” Or “hey honey I wanna try something called jolly rolling” or “this dude looks like the type of guy to jolly roll in his mamas bathtub”

by Banana peals October 11, 2017

TP Roll

The action of trying to locate a group or individual within a trailer park.

Usually involves driving 15mph or less.

Joes Mom said he was somewhere in his neighborhood, so I did a TP roll to find his stupid ass.

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022