bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris September 9, 2005

retard sandwich

A hamburger with spit and mucus from several schoolkids between the top bun and the meat patty, that is then given to an obese retard who happily eats it.

Give Stephanie the retard sandwich, she is too retarded to beware and too fat to care.

by malachite2 January 24, 2005

Socially Retarded Person

Somebody who has no friends and does not socialise very well with the outside world

Look at Elaina man, she's suck a fucking neek

by Dai Sayer September 10, 2005

retarded fish frog

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

by dickbagpadildo October 1, 2008

full retard

act stupid, moronical or like an imbecile

never go full retard!

by kajoe October 1, 2008

retard

society has decided that retard means someone stupid, dumb, weird, etc. but really, a retard is someone who is mentally retarded and has a mental condition that effects how they learn or do things.

Look at the first definiton for Retard and you will find the correct definiton.

by Anonymous January 6, 2007

insecure retard

A straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging "hotties" and talking to more "hotties" all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.

Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).

"I could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and I'd get more answers than actually expecting this insecure retard to own up."

"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"

by MKF30 March 25, 2007