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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride
by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019
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Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration
I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
by OinkyB July 25, 2010
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an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science
"My religion is Christianity."
by spibbs June 9, 2017
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Religion

an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins
hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!
by jimmayyyyyy December 7, 2009
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Religaholic

someone obssessed with the Bible. Not always a bad thing, but commonly looked down upon in today's society.
Man 1: Did you see Joe? He is such a religaholic!
Man 2: Why? What did he say?
Man 1: He tried to tell me how to get to heaven and about Jesus Christ.
Man 2: And you think that's bad?
Man 1: Not you, too!!!
by Jesus Loves You April 9, 2006
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Religion

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.
Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
by Lottylula May 19, 2008
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RELIGION

A futile attempt at processing all of life's wonders and mysteries into one, easy-to-follow dogma.

Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.
RELIGION:

Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
by mike McGrath-Bryan January 7, 2009
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