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Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.
Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."
by filthyg. August 22, 2014
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Remote red cup

When you lose your drink at a party
Self explanatory -remote red cup
by Bootybuttbubble July 2, 2016
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remynisce

A very beautiful women usually black has long curly hair and is often very curvy, but curvy also being awkward.
That girl is a real crowd pleaser.
No wonder that is a Remynisce!
by Nivea Thompson December 18, 2016
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remug

The act of tracking down and individual who has partook in mugging you or any companions, then proceeding to attempt to retake your/ your friends stolen items via mugging.
Person 1: I can't believe my wallet's been stolen.

Person 2: Not to worry good sir, i have given the guilt individual a swift remug. Here's your wallet.
by ihihe March 1, 2017
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Rememeber

Rememeber means that you suck at typing
I spelt remember like rememeber
by RememeberMyName March 5, 2017
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remunicating

The act of performing oral sex on your partner before gargling their juices and spitting it out onto frying pan only to cook it and feed to the neighbors.

Bonus it's also fun to do it on your family and friends
I'm a huge fan of remunicating, I can't believe I used to just Jack off and feeding it to the neighbors.
by AyyFriendo May 28, 2017
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Remington

An amazing girl who truly loves for the people she cares about. Even though she doesn't think she's pretty she's the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She's weird and nerdy but she's AMAZING she is very athletic and artistic.
Wow Remington you can really play ball.
by Nikeballer June 21, 2017
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