Ready to get sucked

Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.

I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.

by the_bonedogg March 8, 2011

reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids

Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.

by wildcat February 8, 2005

Hot and Ready

Defines ur cock when ur ready to buck. Cocks on Swoll

My dick is Hot and Ready like Lil Ceaser's.

by Charlton Hawkins April 19, 2006

Readies

To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.

1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!

2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!

3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!

by JOE BELL0 April 24, 2011

Get your pussy ready

What a guy sometimes says to a woman when he tells her he's going to fuck her.

You better get your pussy ready because its getting a fucking tonight.

by Judge dredd7 November 18, 2011

Late Night Reading (LNR)

Douche band from Carmel, Indiana. Everyone from the city hates them but people from other states enjoy their music. Skinny jeans and hair that comes to a point are some ways to notice them.

"Hey have you heard of Late Night Reading (LNR)?"
"Yeah those queers that dropped out of our school that play shitty music."

by Carmel12345 December 26, 2011

ready for nothing

This two piece band started out in Irvine, CA in the small bedroom of talented bassist Adam Klein where Jared Berman and Adam Klein put their musical talents together to create one of the greatest bands ever known to mankind.

Person 1: Are you checking out the new Ready for nothing show?
Person 2: YES! THEY ARE SO GOOD!

by True Believer. May 13, 2006