Creme Puff

Closely related to the basic bitch, a creme puff is a young woman characterized by a complete lack of ambition, originality, or any outstanding qualities. Like a real creme puff, she is sweet yet full of air and lacks any kind of substance - what you see on the outside is what you get on the inside. Though not usually fat, the creme puff is at least “soft” and wears clothes and makeup that make her resemble a powdered pastry. Instead of living her own life, the creme puff exists by being like everyone else. “Nice” but excruciatingly boring, they are born without the capacity for independent thought and their pulses never exceed that of an elderly desert tortoise. Drawn to jobs where they can avoid making any of their own decisions, creme puffs are most comfortable as nurse’s assistants, teacher’s assistants (or any other kind of assistant), secretaries, or waitresses. In her free time, the creme puff can be found spending 56% of her paycheck at Bath and Body Works, watching reruns of The Bachelorette, eating lowfat strawberry yogurt, and spending 2 hours getting ready to go literally anywhere. Like a barnacle, the creme puff latches on to certain people, because in fact she would utterly shut down if she were forced to be by herself for even ten minutes. the creme puff will most often tiptoe through the years depending emotionally and financially on her boyfriend/husband, and then die having never taken any risks or made any kind of impact on the world.

“I just went on a date with Lindsey, and I had more fun staring at the wall behind her”
“Sounds like a creme puff”

by THERADICALDUDE July 1, 2018

Pfft

The unshaven stringy pubic hair of a Chinese prostitute

"Damn, that chicks vag is all pfft and got stuck in my teeth"

by MiniHorse June 4, 2009

Puff

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. Often mistaken to be spelt 'poof'.

Jim is a puff

by GirlfKnowsBest January 28, 2014

puffed up crow's cock

One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.

On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.

by TT October 14, 2003

Pfft

First use:
Noun: A quif or pussy-fart.
Second use:
Expression: Said to a person/persons if you really do not agree with or believe that the question/topic/answer/etc. is stupid or lower than supposed to be or dumb.

Josh: I got $5!
Nick: Pfft!
Josh: Whats "pfft"?
Nick: The thing you get form time to time.
Josh: Oh...

by Nick M. A. K. December 17, 2006

pufferfish

An obnoxious, self-entitled, troll-like person.

Oh no, the pufferfish is tagging along with Kambiz after hiding in his trunk.

by Friggin' genius May 1, 2009

puff

another word for marijuana

dude, lets to do some puff.

by ricky kelly January 29, 2008