poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...

A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson

by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012

poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

poptartaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy addiction to pop tarts.

"I'm such a poptartaholic. I could eat them all day long"

by Karmatropolis December 4, 2013

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013

potarazzi

A person who takes pictures of another person smoking marijuana.

I'm bout to blow kush, make sure you bring the potarazzi.

by The Strawberry Grizzly Bear January 25, 2014

poptartgladiator

The swaggiest person you will ever meet

Me: Hey PoptartGladiator
PoptartGladiator: SUP NIGGA! IM AUDI

by Timmy K. February 11, 2014

poptary

A sexual favour involving pop tarts whip cream and cherries. It can be anything sexual but is usually when a girl eats a pop tart with a whole in the middle of a mans genitaillia proceeding to lick the whip cream and cherry off

Angelina totally said shed give me a poptary

by john mcsunnyson April 15, 2014