Poolantis

When you take such a huge dump that it actually rises above the water level inside the toilet.

Guy #1: Are you alright? You were in there for a long time.
Guy #2: Dude, I think I just found the Lost City of Poolantis.

by KBo1138 October 10, 2008

Pooled

Used to describe a situation that causes one to feel tired, exhausted of overwhelmed.

See also: done, can't even, tired

Person A: Did you study for the math test last night?

Person B: Yeah, I pulled an all nighter

-_-

Person A: Sucks man, you must be pooled!

by OakSTA November 2, 2015

going poolside

taking a shit; similar to "dropping kids off at the pool" but abbreviated

hey, i'll be back in about 15 minutes, i'm going poolside

by fuck yo' momma January 6, 2008

Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.

i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'

by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

poolie

Paul DiGiovanni, lead guitarist of popular self-proclaimed emo band, BOYSlikeGIRLS. Poolie is his nickname given to him by the fellow band members.

Paul DiGiovanni, otherwise known as Poolie, is love. <3

by iownyourface January 19, 2008

pooligan

Someone who goes to another persons house, uses their toilet, leaves a poo in their toilet and doesn't flush.

Next person finds the poo floating in the toilet.

Who went for a dump and forgot to flush the toilet?

The Pooligan did.

by Caps40 May 1, 2009

Pooleg

different way of saying "pookie"

it was a spelling mistake that just stuck after my phone was on predictive text.

"i love you pooleg."

by Jessica Wallis. April 18, 2010