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by Bisepic February 27, 2019
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Biden's Penis

Seriously? You have to be kidding me. What has driven you to look up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary? Are you stupid or retarded? If you want a definition for Biden's penis, then get lost, faggot. I bet $500 you're a 13-year-old boy who enjoys looking stupid shit up on Urban Dictionary. Get off the computer and become an hero instead of doing this pointless shit.
Go do your homework instead of looking up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary. His is small, but it's much bigger than yours.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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penis breath

one whose breath has a scent which would indicate their mouth and a penis have been spending a lot of time together. this need not be applied literally and be used simply to deride someone or make them feel bad about themselves.
1. person 1: i like chloe, shes nice.
person 2: no shes not, shes a dumb bitch.
person 1: nu-uh!
person 2: look penis breath, just because you were so busy giving your dog a rim job that you didnt notice that i'm smarter than you doesn't mean that im not smarter than you. she's a dumb bitch.

2. person 1: you have terrible taste in music.
person 2: no i dont, metallica fucking rocks.
person 1: exactly, penis breath.
by weezer August 2, 2004
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Sword Penis

A sword penis is a term used to identify a man's penis after he has enjoyed lancing a woman's vagina while she is on her period. Upon withdrawal of the penis, said penis is covered in blood, hence it appears like a sword after it has been removed from a deep, incisive, bloody wound.
Keelay.

Example Sentence: I left her limp and bloody. And all she could say in her ecstatic, wounded stupor was, "Thank you, Sword Penis. Like Jesus before me, you have Knighted me with my own blood."
by Sex Mafia December 16, 2011
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Banana Penis

When the male genitalia (penis) has a slight curve when fully erect. The curve can be dramatic but is often subtle and can curve to the front or either of the sides. These legendary peni are hard to find but do exist and are often more pleasurable.
OMFG that Brazilian dude had a Banana Penis.
by Zombie Mazzy September 29, 2011
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Dragon Penis

Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.
Have you let Dragon Penis into you?
by Head of the Church of D.P. September 25, 2009
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Penis-Head

a head that looks like a really big and ugly penis.
Dylan Green the Penis-Head!!
by cockman2431 February 28, 2009
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