Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008

pantaleta

the spanish word for panties or female underwear.

grace cross her legs and we could see her pantaleta!!

by joseph russel April 7, 2008

Paintenance

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do

Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.

by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008

pant cream

the film that accumulates on your jeans/pants when you wear them too many times between washings

I have to do some laundry, my jeans are covered in pant cream.

I can't wear these tonight, feel the pant cream.

Alt: These are feeling pretty panty, I better wash them tomorrow.

by solesista February 5, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

The War Paint

When you finger a girl on her period with two fingers, and apply her blood to your face in a war paint style before you go to bed.

Fingering a girl on her period and applying it to your face like The war paint.

by Skirt McGirt January 6, 2010

The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010