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testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.
(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.
by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008
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poison the well

a POST HARDCORE band...note the melodic to manic style. one minute he's singing sweetly, the next he's screaming his guts out......post hardcore...the even post themselves as post hardcore on thier pv (purevolume)
poison the well are an awsome post hardcore band...POST HARDCORE
by finn andrews August 31, 2006
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I Poisoned Your Whine!

Popular phrase in theater.

Roughly translates to mean:

"I hope you do bad"

"I made you look bad"

"I poisoned your whine"
We'll lead as two kings!
by larstait October 15, 2003
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Beaver Poison

Commonly used to describe a man who is riddled with STDs. Technically defined as a lethally poisonous herbaceous plant (Conium maculatum) of the family Umbelliferae (parsley family).
Don't go out with Chad, he's beaver poison.
by Princess Clara January 12, 2005
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poisoned pete

a penis with a viral infection, or a drunk person who sleeps
with an infected partner and thus gains a bloated and swelling pustuled dink
"Oh man that guy's bound to have a poisoned pete, he slept with half the vfx crew, and the operations manager!"
by David Singer October 31, 2006
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Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.
The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.
by A Concerned individual March 20, 2014
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Pretty poison

A girl who is plain out bad news. She uses you.
we "fell in love" and then she killed her mother and blamed it on me, I guess she's my pretty poison
by flubber July 4, 2016
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