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ok these definitions are allrigh but miss a few key point. a poser is a person who trys to conform to a social group to either look cool, get atention, or because they are uncofident. a poser isnt really what they are trying to be

a poser dosnt have to be conformed to any group such as preps.

the best way to spot a poser- a poser will allways anounce their group through acts, clothing and speech
i have a poser friend and this is how it goes.

me- wats up?

him- nottin yall

me- why do u talk like dat?

him- cause ima redneck.

(he wears the stupid confederat (sp) flag n trys to act racist. he wears alot of flannel and a hat that says eith "Git Er Done" or "REBEL REBEL REDNECK"

FUCK POSERS roll on their bitch asses
by wat it do? January 11, 2007
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A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)...

They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.
Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!
by Not Punk but a Skanker! April 19, 2006
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poser

1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.
Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.
by cloudwacher August 12, 2006
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Pooser

Girl One: Did you see that new girl with the blonde hair and blue eyes?
Girl Two: She seems like SUCH pooser
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Poser

Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk!
by megan June 21, 2003
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kiarra pose

the act of sucking in your fat and twisting half of your body while having one hand on the hip, in order to make yourself look thinner than you are.
why does that girl look thin in her pictures, but in real life she's actually fat? "Oh, she's probably doing the kiarra pose.
by Some Two Biznitchez January 17, 2011
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strike-a-pose

Meaning that someone is annoying or ignorant.
That is one strike-a-pose queen of the harpies.
by supaDISC April 12, 2004
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