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Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
by Berserker December 9, 2004
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Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.
"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."
by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010
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pounding the pud

I was so bored last night I ended up pounging the pud and going to sleep.
by Charlie Thomas October 17, 2004
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purple pounder

White man slang for an African American mans penis. Often times used during jealous or disgusting references.
Shit man, that movie has purple pounders in it!

Ahhh damn, turn that sick shit off!
by NJC March 29, 2005
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Fuck Pond

A Jacuzzi or hot tub.

Usually private or isolated and set into the ground or concrete as opposed to a portable type hot tub, but can be any kind.

Also can specifically refer to a public hot tub that is closed at a certain time, after the hours that its open to the residents.

Frequently used in terms of proposing to have sex in a jacuzzi or hot tub, but can be used as a simple noun.
At night, after everything at the University closed, sophomores would often sneak down to the fuck pond so they wouldn't bother their roommates while they were studying.

When Paul would pick up a girl at the bar, he would take them back to his apartment building's fuck pond.

After we get back from the movies, I was thinking of coming over to your place and using your fuck pond.
by Sonthert August 5, 2011
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Sex Pond

A hot tub, typically in the garden of a suburban house and used at parties where everybody's keys go in a bowl when you enter. Often with garish lights and bubbles to obscure what is going on below the water level. A sex pond should be cleaned regularly.
That couple opposite had a sex pond delivered last week, I hope they invite us to their next party.
by Rostfritt November 29, 2018
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Frat Pounds

Weight put on upon joining a fraternity. Usually due to excessive beer and late night food binges.
John "Bro, Colin really put on some weight last semester."
Kevin "Na, those are just some frat pounds, don't worry about it."
by christian frat December 13, 2007
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