The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022
Get the The Dirty Platypus mug.A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
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He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
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