BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.

Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed

by russdall October 23, 2009

Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

IMMA BLOCK

REID

IMMA BLOCK?

by THONK_THONK January 17, 2021

Cock Blocking

V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.

Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.

by That DuDe May 26, 2015

student's block

When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.

Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
Friendface: Oh, do you have student's block?
You: Yes, it's awful.

by Elizabeth Newbury November 20, 2010

Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010