*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
by sramrider January 02, 2011
by Generic usernaaaaaame June 24, 2017
The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama.
It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.
NBC Interview.
President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.
NBC Interview.
President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
James: Yo that Sammy is a bitch so is his mom I...
Peter:really *chuckles*
Sammy: Watchu say about my momma
*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*
Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass
Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*
Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!
Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
Peter:really *chuckles*
Sammy: Watchu say about my momma
*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*
Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass
Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*
Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!
Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
by mannafromhell June 24, 2009
"Think its time to drop the Obama's off to the pool"
or
"Obamas have there swimming togs on"
"Why"
"Gonna drop them off to the pool"
or
"Obamas have there swimming togs on"
"Why"
"Gonna drop them off to the pool"
by Martak Meanianski July 31, 2009
"Man, this weatherman is a moron! He can't talk for more than three words without using Obama's little helper!"
by Cruisemissleking, bitch! April 12, 2010
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...
No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...
No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich
by puxffy January 09, 2023