assholedier went to see

A crude song that only works with a London accent that is an excuse to swear.

Asshole asshole, assholedier went to see, (sea) two posts, two posts, two pistols on his knee, fuck your, fuck your for curiosity, fight for the queens cunt fight for the queens fun fight for the queens country.

by The Cold Emperor May 30, 2018

Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.

"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."

by mattlesnake March 18, 2013

See-saw

When one wipes his/her/their ass back and forth vigorously after taking a shit, creating a sort of mud slide in one’s ass crack. This often leaves a smudge of poop on the edge of the toilet bowl, as well as in your underwear.

My roommate won’t stop doing the see-saw and leaving shit on the toilet seat

by Swiper69 December 25, 2018

PLEASE SEE MANUEL

A meme in the Smoke Alarm community involving a sound from the first alert SA-511. E When the sensor fails the alarm will state "Detector error in ____, please see manual." Originated from @photoelectricelevators

"Detector error in Kitchen, PLEASE SEE MANUEL

by Forkios September 25, 2025

See-saw DP

When doing a DP one penis is all the way in while the other is almost all the way out. Then the one that is out goes all the way in, as the one that was in goes almost all the way out. The 2 penises "See-saw" in and out. Therefore only one is in all the way at a time, and both will also be halfway in on the way in and out.

We were gentle at first since it was her first DP. We did a see-saw DP to start and she completely loved it!

by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021

you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

see my shits

It is where a being or entity proceeds to challenge some one for talking ill of them

A YO MY NIGGA “SEE MY SHITS” THEN FOE, on god you don’t want smoke with yo mark ass.

by Taickashi May 30, 2018