Hooker Cake

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008

Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014

juny cakes

this is slang for ass often in prison juny cakes means the rectum of a inmate
asking for juny cakes in prison refers to helping a inmate hide something using your rectum

can i borrow those juny cakes

by big gunline July 13, 2017

Majd Cake

A cake that is baked out of an ass. Comes in blueberry, raspberry, blumpkin berry, period-blood-berry

dude, that majd cake is gross

this blumpkin berry is awesome!

by TheDeviousDrDildo October 29, 2009

cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008

cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.

"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."

by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021

Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

by chinrest October 20, 2011