Squirrel Tits

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.

"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."

by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014

Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.

Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Gammy Tits

Extremely saggy, thin tits on a younger female. The kind expected on one’s gammy or other geriatric female. Resemble baseballs hanging down in tube socks.

Sabby is smokin hot but she got the gammy tits Braaaahhh. She took that bra off and bam down to her waist they fell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

tit fleas

When a cluster of fleas build a habitat on a woman's breast region.

I was thinking about asking her to dinner, but I came to find that she had a humiliating case of tit fleas.

by ccren777 September 28, 2009

polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.

Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ

by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014

Just a tit

An ambiguous measurement used for things like recipes or adjusting pictures on the wall. It is usually understood by others just how much the amount is.

"Can you scoot over just a tit?"
"I think it needs a tit more lemon."
"Move it right just a tit."

by TheSmokingHyena October 30, 2009

tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.

Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"

by lightningx37 April 17, 2010