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Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea
austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning
by koralreef June 1, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Cleaningmug.

Convict Clean

When one washes themselves so vigorously as if they do not know when they will get a permission to bathe again.
Damn boy... You smell soooo good. You convict clean.

Stop scrubbing so hard. U tryna get that shit convict clean?
by Wilbrina624 January 14, 2022
mugGet the Convict Cleanmug.
Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?
by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021
mugGet the Clean someone else's manateemug.

cleaning up its act

begin to behave in a better way, especially by giving up alcohol, drugs, or illegal activities.
"the casino industry is bent on cleaning up its act"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
mugGet the cleaning up its actmug.

Physically Clean

Some shit that Sheldon made up. Carry on.
by @vaun February 1, 2018
mugGet the Physically Cleanmug.

Vigorous Household Cleaning

Safe-for-work euphemism: the act of rigorous intercourse at home. Often following a period of abstinence.
After a six month dry spell, I've got a Tinder date tonight; I'm hoping we'll go back to mine for a night of vigorous household cleaning.
by The Projectionist March 29, 2019
mugGet the Vigorous Household Cleaningmug.

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.
Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
I had a clean slider man.
by very epic mans May 12, 2021
mugGet the Clean Slidermug.

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