Nap Fishing

Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.

Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “

by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021

nap hit

When you wake up from a nap very satisfied, relaxed, and energized; requires the nap to be at least 2-3 hours.

Bruh my nap just hit, Ima go donate to the Nap Hit Foundation

by BigDexter November 21, 2017

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Yosh Nap

When you pass out anywhere and everywhere after any amount of alcohol consumption. (Usually at the party)

Is Josh passed out right now? No, he's just taking a Yosh Nap.

by Wildcat58 December 30, 2016

Nev nap

Where you fall asleep in public or during an outing with the boys

“Oh man Beau fell asleep at the roadhouse again. Mid conversation I was talking to him and next thing you know he was down for a Nev nap”

by Pu$$yCru$her69 April 25, 2025

Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.

Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.

by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015