larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
by super-duper-pooper-trooper!.........of doom! May 27, 2008
Get the Muffin Stumpmug. by rambunctious1 December 9, 2010
Get the Muffin Manmug. by MugabeMan April 6, 2007
Get the banana muffinmug. A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.
Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009
Get the muffin topmug. powerful beings who rule over this world. Their wrath may only be assuaged by the eating of many muffins. They have many emmisaries in this world, but their most powerful follower is the legendary Muffin Man.
by Shwaggy November 13, 2003
Get the The Muffin Godsmug. Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.
Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh
Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.
Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh
by Mo jo May 6, 2008
Get the Rump Muffinmug. you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...
guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!
guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!
girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!
girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!
girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!
by zebby.27 March 14, 2010
Get the muffin bummug.