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Manning Middle School

Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.
Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!
by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019
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Morningnee

When you feel real tired like you have just woken up in the morning.
Man I’m feeling real morningnee in 3rd hour today!
by Idk62626 March 26, 2019
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Morning Reveler

A person, place, or thing. Ignite’s the Source, Breath, and Light in everything you hold True.
The Morning Reveler is on point ya’ll, they Bring da Mob to You!
by BennieBoyTV September 3, 2019
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Morning Nile

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.
I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.
by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019
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Morning Water

NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.
James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.

Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!
by Snoobab March 27, 2020
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Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.
Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
by Elder Blice May 16, 2020
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Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage is a sexual act either kissing or giving him the D iykwim
Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed*

JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!
by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020
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