Michael Bay

A Michael Bay (named after the film director/producer) is a term used to describe a solid excretion that starts off pleasant but continues for so long that it causes the excreter to lose interest, or in some cases, physical pain, essentially like sitting through a Michael Bay film or Michael Bay marathon, you're feeling good about the first ten minutes or so but then you slowly lose interest and/or it physically hurts to carry on.

"I'm off to the loo"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."

"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"

by ChrisNix91 May 8, 2014

shawn michaels

Possibly the best performer in WWE history. A true legend and icon, example of what pro-wrestling should be!

Shawn Michaels is the shizz!

by jen August 31, 2004

michael bolton

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

by Daytona Blue February 4, 2005

Michael Phelped

To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.

We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.

M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!

by Nadiathon. August 3, 2009

joe michael

a crazy and funny and very hot guy

Joe Michael is a very handsome and funny man but can be crazy.

by daddy2017 November 13, 2017

michael shane

one hot ass mother fucker that know how to dick you down ;) but you he's also someone you can spill your heart out to. He will always have your back.

every girl needs a michael shane

by mikelleee November 10, 2017

michael caffrey

in billy elliot the movie and musical michael is billys best friend who is a closet homosexual and also has a crush on billy. after a christmas party michael warms billys hands and kisses him on the cheek. after billy gives him a tutu as michael is also a cross dresser who likes to secretly put on his sisters clothes and makeup when nobody is home. michael is shy and is often picked on for is alcoholic dad.

billy-what are ya doin?
michael-nothin just warmin your hands
billy- your not a poof are you?
michael- what gave ya that impression?
billy arnt my hands cold?
michael-i quite like it
*leans over and kisses billy
billy-just cause i like ballet dosent meen im a poof, ya know
michael- y-you wont tell anyone right?
michael caffrey and billy elliot

by codiiiii August 24, 2010