A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
by DeonGGG June 28, 2010
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I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.
by ronski July 5, 2010
Get the matts manjunk mug.Deriving pleasure (dpleasure/dx) from the pain that comes from taking higher math classes over lower math classes, e.g. BC Calculus over AB Calculus, particularly when other aspects of school are disturbed in the process.
Michael: Did you hear that Melissa's taking Calculus 3, even though that messes up her schedule?
Namtam: Oh gosh, that's so mathsochistic.
Namtam: Oh gosh, that's so mathsochistic.
by Charles Chimag August 12, 2010
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Get the Mattish mug.Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.
by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011
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To kick a line drive straight to your rival team's reciever when the game is tied at 31-31 when you previously had a 31-10 lead with 8 minutes left in a game that pretty much decided your season, and when that said reciever bobbles the football, then runs 70 yds to score the game winning touchdown with no time left on the clock, no flags, nothing.
To get fired from a team because you couldn't fucking punt the ball out of bounds.
To dumb it down, it means to fuck up on ONE play that could've easily been done correctly.
To kick a line drive straight to your rival team's reciever when the game is tied at 31-31 when you previously had a 31-10 lead with 8 minutes left in a game that pretty much decided your season, and when that said reciever bobbles the football, then runs 70 yds to score the game winning touchdown with no time left on the clock, no flags, nothing.
To get fired from a team because you couldn't fucking punt the ball out of bounds.
To dumb it down, it means to fuck up on ONE play that could've easily been done correctly.
Guy 1: Dude, i mispronounced a word while talking to my boss,and i got fired.
Guy 2: fuckin loser, you totally pulled a Matt Dodge.
Guy 2: fuckin loser, you totally pulled a Matt Dodge.
by My Pseudonyms November 25, 2011
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