Minecraft

A gateway to everything.

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.

by CharedWood March 8, 2023

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

minecraft

Minecraft is a gay company sourted by couples that lick each others balls. This defines that minecraft craft balls and use glue to kiss eachothers mouth for endless love.

Minecraft craft balls

by Gay minecraft September 23, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game that is better than fortnite

Person 1: Fortnite is better than Minecraft
Person 2: bishhhhhh not anymore 🤪🤪🤪

by Fat bish August 30, 2019

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022

Minecraft

The vanilla, less cancerous version that came before Roblox. Physics do not exist in this dimension. Often used to create fanmade music videos and parodies, such as Let It Go (replaced by Let It Blow), Viva la Vida, and many forms of 18+ content. Despite these, it can actually be used to create beautiful structures and creations.

Minecraft:"why"

by pinkglasses May 16, 2018

Minecraft

It’s an amazing game with endless possibilities and excellent replay ability, Minecraft is for the people that love to be creative , ore for people that just want a challenge that they hevaent seen before

Hey man do you want to go play Minecraft I just finished getting that enchanting table set up

by Minecraft offficial September 17, 2019