no life loser

If u read this u are a loser

Hey no life loser imma beat the shit outta you

by Massive banana January 16, 2019

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PT Loser

noun; see also pt luiser; any variation of the standard, already pauperized pt cruiser. Usually found with wooden side-panneling, flashy accessories, or flame graphics, giving the appearance of living life in overdrive. Primarily the direct result of mid-life crises.

"My parents bought me a pt loser for xmas... FUCK YEA!!"

by chandizl December 22, 2008

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Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008

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Lonerise

Your friends have ditched you or you are all alone by yourself.

Just Lonerise me why don't you!

by Ashleigh Hayes!!!!!!:) November 11, 2003

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Lomerfriend

A girlfriend that looks like a guy, resulting in a different form of homosexuality.

"David's girlfriend looks like a guy."

"Dude shes not a girlfriend, she's a Lomerfriend."

by SKKroxit35 February 9, 2009

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lonering

The act of being a loner or reflecting the qualities of a loner.

"What's that girl doing in that corner all by herself?"
"You know, just lonering."

"Sorry we weren't able to get you a seat next to us on the plane. Happy lonering for the next 8 hours!"

by Peggy the one and only July 5, 2012

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