School Lunch In The U.S

Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!

I love eating school lunch In the U.S!

by maddie_1873 July 28, 2023

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The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.

There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.

by Grenville Collins, August 03, 2007

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Lunch Break Special

Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf

Ready to go to the park? I wanted to give you a lunch break special ;)

by anonymous2718 September 28, 2022

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VEGAS LUNCH

When in Vegas days start later because everyone is hungover and sleeps in.... sometimes the big first meal often becomes an early dinner often called a Vegas Lunch which is can be followed by a late dinner.

Damn I can't believe we slept in its soo late...looks like were having a Vegas Lunch.

by vegas hobbit May 21, 2021

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lunch zoned

When you ask a girl out on a date, and she replies yes how about we do lunch.

Mike. Bro I just asked this girl out on a date, and she says ya how about we do lunch.

Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.

Mike. Man this some bull ****.

by hgo9889 October 15, 2014

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