I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

It'll be Reyt

When things seem like they're going up the swanny just remember this phrase and 99% of the time, it does sod all.

Person 1: "Oh god why can't I do this?!"
Person 2: "Ah come on mate, it'll be reyt

*Reyt can be stylised as Reet

by Proper Sheffield lad February 11, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

lxsa_ll

an lxsa_ll (more commonly referred to as a lisa) is a very kind and generous person. although she may be quite busy at times, shes always able to squeeze in some time to spend with you. its surprisingly easy to fall for an lisa, so naturally, there's a lot of simps. in nature, lisa can most commonly be found with dark brown to black hair, brown eyes, amazing golden brown skin, and usually amass to an average of 165 cm (5'5). lisa usually has a very nice personality. she is a very caring and loving person, who makes you feel absolutely amazing. but if you treat her wrong, you can get in some deep trouble. overall, lisa is one of the best people in the world.

lxsa_ll is such an amazing person

by bombombobm March 26, 2022

I'll Wait Cardigan

The Cardigan that the English teacher wraps around her torso when aggravated.

{talking} AHEM, I'll Wait, {wraps cardigan around torso} HANDS ON TOP {that means stop} Thank You, Samantha go ahead, keep reading. That defines the I'll wait Cardigan.

by FroggyPlays March 27, 2022

garglet'll

When you gargle but it moves in reverse. Like how you gargleshlurpenn but in reverse.

*extreme gargling*
"Hey, are you ok?"
*gargling intensifies at an unstoppable rate, please help me*
"Oh, you're just garglet'll."

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 27, 2022