laptop legs

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..

Dude I've got laptop legs right now.

by 337G March 24, 2011

lapdoodling

The table hidden act of manipulating one's private parts during a meeting or dinner.

George seemed bored during our dinner date, although, he smiled the entire time. He must have been lapdoodling.

by jimmy_the geek April 20, 2011

laplorn

Descriptive of the state of emotional frustration and disappointment experienced by any cat, when looking for a lap, only to find all available laps occupied, either by other cats, laptop computers, or other large objects.

To any cat, this is the emotional result of getting lap-blocked

Felix left the room looking laplorn, having discovered that his owner's lap was already occupied by his owner's laptop.

by mpwd May 12, 2011

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

laptrap

(verb) When you're about to stand up but then your pet decides to crawl in your lap and fall asleep, preventing you from getting out of your seat without moving them.

I was going to go rummage through the cupboard for something to eat, but then my cat laptrapped me and I had to sit there with a growling stomach and pet her until she woke up.

by MizukiYumeko July 14, 2014

lapidation

The throwing of stones at a victim until death

The countries with sharia law have been showing the love of lapidation

by mlqrt February 25, 2017

lapafro

Unshaved pubic area

Boy A: 'why'd you break up with Tammy?'
Boy B: 'I gotta hair ball from going down on her lapafro. '

by AlpacaSheerer June 13, 2017