King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

Trap King

The baddest motherfucker on the streets. Sells drugs, does the drugs, has the hoes; Fails Math classes at schools, but, when you're a Trap King, no one cares. A Trap King is ruthless, coming out like a shadow in the dark. He has to know when to slap a hoe, to shoot a pimp, and when to attend Chemistry class to learn how to cook up the drugs. He is it all. He is. THE TRAP KING.

John:Man bruh, Daquan is such a trap king, he has the hoes, the money, AND the drugs!
Bruh:Yeah, I get you. Daquan has my girl, Sharkesia over in the corner on the floor, fuckin' her doggy style right now. He's such a Trap King!

by Trap King/Trap Daddy. March 28, 2015

King Dork

A great book by Frank Portman. A tale told Tom Henderson, not so lovingly nicknamed "Mo" (Hehe) by his fellow classmates, about how he tries to unravel the mystery surrounding his father's death. Includes some awesome new vocab including Chi-Mo and Ramone.

My AP World teacher took away my copy of King Dork because she caught me reading it in class. We then proceeded to make cut-and-paste posters of famous World leaders for the next to weeks.........

by Sleeplessfitz September 28, 2006

kingadroc

An Asshole; A Jobless motherfucker; One who needs to shut the fuck up

What A Kingdroc!

You need to Kingadroc

by D-uh January 6, 2004

burger king'd

A term for rape because someone 'had it their way'.

That chick totally got burger king'd at a college party.

by Alicia October 2, 2004

King Koopa

King Koopa is the Super Mario Brothers' original arch-nemesis. After appearing in the first Super Mario Bros. game and on the animated television show, Koopa sort of Evolved into King Bowser, which is the form he now inhabits.

Recently, rapper Chamillionaire has ripped off the King Koopa name and used it as a nickname, sullying the name of this badass villian forever.

After 11 hours, I finally defeated King Koopa!

by Ivus October 3, 2006

King Gurth

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.

"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"

by Dbung September 22, 2005