A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.
by ShinyTeeth February 14, 2019
Get the Kelliemug. by Lanyan June 27, 2020
Get the Kelliemug. A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him
by _L8R_SK8R_ April 4, 2022
Get the Kelly Cartwrightmug. the most beautiful person i haven ever heart. She is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pretty, clever and smart!!!!! We love her!!!
by Njkbcdkjdbkjdbhjksdfnh November 23, 2021
Get the Kelly Cheungmug. literally hell. a place where both time and space do not exist. if you thought Florida driving was bad, just come see this. located in Worcester, Massachusetts.
by noteventhatfunny May 30, 2019
Get the kelly squaremug. An extremely beautiful girl that is totally lovable, even though it doesn’t appear due to her extremely bubbly and contagious happy vibe she has been through a lot and is truly something to cherish. She’s the kinda girl that you meet online and despite having complications of communication, trust and overall withdrawal you would intimately stay with for 2 years and many more to come. Love her till you die because she is a beautiful cute smart charming and all around amazing person don't mess up because once you loose her trust is most likely gone and cherish her forever.
by arf ruff raaa May 26, 2022
Get the Kelliesmug. thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017
Get the sam kellymug.