jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.

John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.

by missoldskool March 21, 2017

loogie jizz

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose

I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.

Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP

by The Dirty T September 1, 2013

slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

by SlagsWife January 7, 2010

Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011

Jizz Jazz

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.

Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.

by FTHET October 25, 2007