satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

by Satansjizz June 08, 2014

slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 27, 2014

jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

by SlagsWife January 08, 2010

Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.

Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.

by Ramuel S. December 01, 2013

Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.

Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.

by scratchy2868 July 08, 2018

Jizz stick

Frozen jizz

You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!

by Pnkkarma November 23, 2015

loogie jizz

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose

I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me

by autoliscious October 23, 2015