Uncle Jim

The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy

Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim

by poKin0m July 16, 2023

Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.

Hey they just got the vax. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed

by Jobesd July 28, 2021

Slim Jim

Is a long slim penis used by Kermit the frog to Impregnate ms piggy

Never go in without a slim Jim

by Long piece of rope March 11, 2018

Jim ORourke

Some people have called Jim the space cowboy others say he is the gangster of love
In the Latin community he is known as Maurice because Jim talks about the pompitous of love

Jim is also known to be a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, because Jim plays his music in the sun
However, he is also a joker, a smoker, and a mid-night toker. Because of this Jim has to get his lovin' on the run.

Jim ORourke: Why does Jim always be grinning when he is a sinning?

by Space Cowboy Gangsta March 30, 2022

Jim Hole

Hole that was created and used or created with the intent of being used for the theft of something of far less value than the damage caused by or cost of repairing said hole

"These guys tore a real Jim Hole through this automatic door to steal these aluminum cans... Such a crackhead move, smh"

by MrSurge September 22, 2021

Jim from creative writing

Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give

Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"

by Jakermc14 April 19, 2017

Jim jones cocktail

Covid shot

That Jim Jones cocktail isn’t a vaccine

by EvilXY March 3, 2022