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Jesus shit

Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me
by Sylvia May 7, 2004
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Dirty Jesus

verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.
Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.
by SUPATHUGG4LIFE November 3, 2010
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it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.
Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
by Mike July 31, 2003
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Jesus Penis

When any male has a tattoo of Jesus inscribed upon their penis in any location.

Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009
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jesus walk

a long journey that can only be done by walking
bloke1: "sup man I had to do a jesus walk from seven sisters to ponders end"

bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"
by slim keeno July 16, 2005
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Jumpin Jesus

a word to show your expression when someone scares you

ONLY AARON AND VERONICAS..NOT BENNYS.
Jumpin Jesus you scared the bejesus out of me!
by AT02202 December 18, 2006
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pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.
Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.
by thephil November 8, 2007
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