by Sylvia May 7, 2004
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Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.
by Mike July 31, 2003
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Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Done so that during penetration, the man can say to the woman. "Can you feel that? You have Jesus inside you."
Woman: "Oh, Jim! That feels fantastic!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
Jim: "I knew getting a Jesus Penis was a great idea. Doesn't sex always feel better when you've got Jesus inside you?"
Woman: "DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!"
by RaptorJesus666 December 5, 2009
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bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"
bloke2: "raaah thats a propa jesus walk"
by slim keeno July 16, 2005
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