A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.
by magnalbatross October 17, 2006
Get the New Jersey Turnpikemug. by Candice February 26, 2004
Get the new jersey whitesnakemug. A Drama infested rathole town located in Monmouth county where 95% of the people and kids are 2 faced backstabbing snobs and enjoy starting drama. 75% of the population is jewish 15% are italian that think they are better than everyone, and the other 10% are misc. cultures. the town is seriously messed up with the crowd of kids that are present ranging from the random druggie and punk kid to the party all day no successful future "popular kid". The school system is absolutely ludicrous and is an absolute laughing stock for the amount of money spent in taxes in this scum ridden town. most of the people are down right jackasses who treat each other and act like a bunch of animals. rt. 79 seems to be the divider between high society and working/middle class (with the exception of the piss hole development across from the newer middle school which is also working/middle class) however most people have no class and are jerks regardless of the side of rt. 79 that they live on. as a kid in this town, if you want to be successful in life and take life, education and similar values seriously you are un popular and uncool. if you are a borderline alcoholic by the time you are in the 10th grade & smoke weed and chew tobacco well then congratulations, you are popular. In a nutshell this town is filled with two faced dirtbag people who have no regard for others. it is a disgrace between the amount of drugs that circulates between the town's kids and the amount of taxes that people pay.
John: Hey Bob how have you been
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, New jersey
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, New jersey
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
by MarlboroSucks! February 5, 2012
Get the Marlboro, New Jerseymug. Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
Get the Jersey Fruit Bowlmug. the only place where you can find both the fakest ppl you'll ever meet and also the best ppl your elver meet. The only town that doesn't pay attention to any other sports then soccer and basketball.
by Chill girl November 23, 2016
Get the linwood new jerseymug. by Gaycie May 26, 2020
Get the New Jersey Specialmug. A Jersians favorite place to go over the summer. Although this shore is sometimes given a bad rep by outsiders because of the 2009 MTV show; these beaches, us Jersians claim, are
sacred, better than any other. Whether it be renting a hotel or staying in a nearby beach house one or two blocks over, it's always a good time. Known for its boardwalks with arcade games, carnival rides, funnel cake and so much more fat, greasy food tourists as well as townspeople love to eat.
sacred, better than any other. Whether it be renting a hotel or staying in a nearby beach house one or two blocks over, it's always a good time. Known for its boardwalks with arcade games, carnival rides, funnel cake and so much more fat, greasy food tourists as well as townspeople love to eat.
by Shae1234 February 12, 2017
Get the jersey shore, njmug.