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internet shooters 

Internet shooter
Internet shooters is when somebody playing cool on the intenet like they are something

-Look at that guy

-That guy is such an internet shooter he never done anything that he say he done
internet shooters by mhblock December 9, 2017

Internet Boys 

A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.
Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i don´t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: I´m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.

These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!
Internet Boys by Mathildemoelk June 29, 2018

The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.
The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.

Fashion bug Internet 

When you are online gaming and someones internet is laggy.
Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?

You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.
Fashion bug Internet by Dome Pla February 24, 2010

won the internet 

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.
Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
won the internet by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020

Principle of Least Interest

In a two-party relationship, the party exhibiting the least interest in the relationship holds the most power. This is due to the (albeit often false) presumption that relationships are an efficient economy, and that one party would only be more interested if the other is inherently more valuable.
Johnny wanted to send Daphne flowers after their first date, but since he asked her out in the first place, the Principle of Least Interest dictates he will be more likely to score with Daphne in the long run by waiting for her to make the next move.