Train paint

When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.

My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.

by O8er December 18, 2020

splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

Paint Chips

When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.

I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.

by BeezzyE November 21, 2020

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

by PaintedGX October 27, 2020

spray paint baby

A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat

Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.

by Keandog6699 October 29, 2020

PAINT PORN

Paint porn is people rubbing paint on there body while there naked

Dude you watched paint porn same man

by Dteven November 2, 2020